Corey has climbed the mountain that MLK Jr. spoke of.  He too has a dream.  A little dream, he has dreamed one in which teenybopper TigerBeat hasbeens are not judged by the futile straw-clutching that barrel-scraping morning drive time radio shows afford them but by the many awful movies made in the glorious heyday of…

Or that irascible sociopath that drove stakes through those of vampires in Lost Boys?  For shame Corey, for shame.

Space Cowboys 2: Strauss and Stool Softener

That sick twist.

Doctor:  A pancreas is both an endocrine gland producing insulin and other hormones and a digestive organ whose enzymes are key —

Being an astronaut was just a way for him to pay the bills while he worked on his novel.

…and clutched in Tommy Lee Jones' hand is a $20 bill.

As everyone knows, in Sutherland's case, both he and his character were almost unbearably high.

That's nothing.  Check out Cat Stevens' version of Dolly's "Peace Train."

Just calm down Mr. Baby and don't harm Chris Kattan!  He still has a good couple months of relevance left!

Feelin' you el_sid.  I can't tell you how bummed I was that the Grand Ole Opry is located in suburbia now and is basically a mall.  Cold comfort that the Willie Nelson museum and Ben Jones-owned Dukes of Hazzard museum are across the street.

She is now.

Quiet.  I need this!

That'll never happen until Miley pulls it out of her twat.  Soon to be the newest Youtube sensation.

I am shocked at what you're implying!  I'm a man and use giant foam fingers as God and Mr. Steve Chimela—-Schlim—-arr(?) intended.

Ohhh, el Assad didn't forget about them.

"TURN AROUND AND LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

I liked her blue turn in the later Edwards comedy 10.  Who knew that hearing Fraulein Maria/Mary Poppins cuss would get me so hard?

She's a guy, Miley.

"Johnny, what can you make of this?"