After tenderly and sensuously finger-banging a rainbo-fro wig in the rain.

Lurve me!  Luff me!

What if Miley was dressed as a nun and raped by a foam chainsaw?

Somewhere slash fic starring Miley and Gene Simmons is being created.

He simply has appreciation for an actress that won back to back Best Actress Oscars in her first two movies.

Julie Andrews was fucking awesome in that!

Miley Cyrus is Rollo Tommasi.

Mine:  "It's a piece of shit."

*slowly raises thumb and quickly jams it in paparazzo's eye*

Every day Adam wakes up and thanks his gods that he's not a 'real' Baldwin.

Alec hasn't killed any paprazzo…that we know of.

Must reiterate point:  I absolutely love LA Confidential.  Despite a few (necessary and pragmatic) flaws toward the end I stand by that.  I just wish the third act had been as luxuriously dramatized as the rest of that stellar piece of cinema.

Holy Shit!  I did not know that.  I always wondered just how "Argentinian" Martin Donovan was when reading about the movie,  I just assumed he was of, um, postwar German-Argentinian extraction.

OT VII.  Tom too of course.

That's how I met her!

This is some trolling I can get behind.  Have at you Christendom!

You'll have to pull it out of Linda Blair first man.

"ha ha," not nearly maniacal enough.  I can see the Nazarene in purple though.

I liked it quite a bit.  I'd listen to more.  I'd also like Danko to be my first name.  Is he a vampire?

I love LA Confidential but the third act is a bit rushed (and quite different than the book I believe).  If Dudley Smith was such a bad motherfucker working murderous gambits like so many marionettes in his sick little theater then how could he have been so rattled to try and pull the…