I'm not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!

Do you really think they're happy being catatonic in a closet?

Dr. Green was a real scary asshole.

I'd forgot him sticking it out.  I don't know why I think that was one of his last episodes.  Nearly twenty years ago.  Alot of water, beer, vodka, whiskey and liquid acid under the bridge I guess.

I got ya beat!  I didn't even need to see Cop Out to do that!

Go on!  Get your little hussies home!  Their parents are probably worried sick!

I remember seeing the trailer for Bad Boys in the theater for the first time.  I thought it was a joke at first.  Martiiii-n….LAWRENCE, and The Fresh Prince are action badasses?  What the fuck has to go wrong with this country for that to work?

Free Hat!

Just don't let the 2 Rocks ever meet, Fluid Karma, pimps don't commit suicide, Bai Ling is a fucking whackjob etc.

Does 2 * (Phoebe) = 1 New Girl?

I prefer to leave all the blame at the feet of Helen Hunt.  Best Actress Oscar my sweet F.A.

Ira was never Paul's brother.  Paul paid for college by operating a counterfeit ring that passed the notes in "change" made for $9 watered down drinks at comedy clubs.  John Vukuvich  busted his ass as a Secret Service rookie but let him slide due to adorability and because he might need him someday.  Someday came…

I still get chills thinking about Clooney's last (or one of the last?) episodes.  Dr. Ross is deep in a well of doubt and self-loathing, and must leave that all behind to save the kid stuck in sewer storm drain.  Riveting drama and an excellent showcase of Clooney's acting that serves to illustrate why he could and…

I don't think Ursula, on either show, was ever a character meant for the audience to warm up to.  They've got it right above.  She's not a bitch even, she couldn't care enough about another person or animal to be a bitch.  She is just a casually evil, narcissistic sociopath.

It's a Joey-heavy sweeps-week crossover two parter anyway.

As in 'Poo-head,''Bull-poo,' and, 'This poo is cold.'

I like the movie but do agree that there is an unusual air about that movie.  Something just seems off.  I usually blame it on Nic Cage and that breathy thing he does while wearing a gold lame jacket.

Why don't we just sit here awhile.  See what happens.

So what's in the bottle Egg?  Magic potion, good, thought so.  What are we gonna do?  Drink it, good, thought so.

Are you crazy?  Is that your problem?