I know!  Who doesn't want to watch Spader lick gimPatricia Arquette's super-hot scar?  This is not a sarcastic question.

Apropos of me wanting to talk about it:  I loved the end of Simonson's Thor run when Thor (in spirit, as he was undying protoplasm due to his triumph over Jormungandr) uses his royal mojo to possess the Destroyer then wrecks Hela's fucking house to get her to lift her curse preventing Thor from healing OR dying!  God…

Do NOT go near the thighpads of The Question's stilsuit!

Ohhh Bor-eess!

I read all of that in Boris' voice.  It was miraculous.

I met Pauly Shore on Sunset Blvd. once!  It was right by the tony bar that Robert Towne finished the script for Chinatown in.

When I can't sleep I imagine Will and Ken Burns arguing over obscure baseball controversies.

The Literature requirement for Wossamatta U football players?

"Wrong again?"  How many times have I heard that?

If George Will is anything other than a well articulated muppet I bet you'll still find Bill Kristol's arm up his ass.

He's as smart as a whip isn't he?

A wonderful and utopian fever dream.

But then her rejoinder would've been about trouble checking your horse in.

It fits alright.

Who stabbed the tackling dummy in the back?

Civil War?  You mean The War Between the States.
I can't abide the word 'civil.'

What have you got, sawdust for brains?  Stay wood, boy, stay wood!

I don't know if this reaches NUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEE! — levels of critical disregard but, once again, something just seems off about the whole tone of the review.

I would so blow a joint of maui-wowie with that awesome lady!

I think it was a seven letter word.