…knockin' Russell out like George Clooney…

He'll fuckin' kill you.

Hey Clarence!  I'm not Joe Cocaine!

Come on buttcheeks stay closed.

Furlong getting one over on the disco guidos and snatching their girl (a then-hot Natasha Sugartits, I mean Lyonne) was so fucking awesome.

I take comfort knowing he's out there, taking it easy for us sinners.

And, let's face it Account Requirement is Stupid, your mom was no Sharon Stone.

Better than Phish-guitar noodling.  According to Pitchfork.  (Please hippies don't hurt me.  Or talk to me.)

During my heavy party years 4-20 meant that all us stoners would celebrate by, naturally, smoking.  But we'd always twist it way the fuck out there and gobble loads of acid or shrooms as well.  And drink alot.  More heavily than usual.  Thank god the Simpsons were still somewhere around season six or seven at that…

I believe it was a chemist at IG Farben that concocted the first methamphetamine.  Yet another reason the world owes a debt that can only be summarized by shouting from the top of a mountain:

I know!  You can play eighteen holes on it then go home and get stoned to bejeezus-belt with it.

Don't forget that Knicky and Rizzo's (potentially lifechanging and lesson-imparting) arc ends with the specter of them having to grow up quick completely tossed aside.

Love the Poltergeist scene.

Haaahaaghhh-aaaaahhahaahh!

I think, while the pizza thing was cool, that getting Jennifer Jason Leigh into a state of full frontal undress was even cooler.

I identify with Walston in Johnny Dangerously.  I consistently get bashed in the head with heavy objects causing myriad neurophysical disorders.

1.  Corn Nuts!  BQ or Plain?

Oh, Eddie Izzard, you're a national treasure!

I will feast upon my ears before I consciously choose to listen to the Spin Doctors.

NAVARRE!!!!!!