Child: "Dad, I hit a homerun today!"

You'll get fluff stories, and LIKE it!

Power bottoms?

Power bottoms?

" If Brody Lives, We Riot"

" If Brody Lives, We Riot"

This game is tits, tits I tell ya.

This game is tits, tits I tell ya.

Hail to the Chimp! I have time to see one little movie…

Hail to the Chimp! I have time to see one little movie…

Being just a TWITTAH MACHINE doesn't pay the bills.

Being just a TWITTAH MACHINE doesn't pay the bills.

Cunt cake?

Cunt cake?

Shit scared me for a second there, I confused Ween with Weezer.

Shit scared me for a second there, I confused Ween with Weezer.

I'm drunk off 8 shots of jack daniels, what's your excuse?

And Iiiiiiiii… will always love druUUUuuugggs….

Goddamnit, Giants. Why did you have to play so damn well? Fuckity McFuckfuck this fucking sucks. FUCK.

Man, you corny!