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I didn't like the book either. The best parts of the book were the details of how people coped with humanity's loss of fertility -pushing dolls around in baby strollers, giving up on sex completely and the wild, violent and overprivileged youngest generation- nothing to do with the main plot at all.

Dustin Hoffman
It seemed like his character in this movie and in Stranger than Fiction are the same guy in different points in his life.

Frit Pendejo- If you say it long enough and get a couple of falling star celebrities on your side its just as good as scientific research.

You can't prove that! None of the kids I adopted and then tried to sell got autism. Cancer, yes. Autism, no.

Autism
I work with two kids with autism that weren't vaccinated- what caused their autism, Jim Carrey?

@ Tromack: Wow, that is tramatic! I knew the book was going to be sad so I brought it home and read the end the day before. But it didn't matter, I cried just as hard the next day in class.

Animals get me- Fry's dog, The Never ending Story when his horse dies in the swamp of sorrow, and that retarded movie Project X.

Should The Pranksters wear fedoras?
Oh! With a feather!

Jenna
Did Jenna's sneaking around with evil intentions make anyone else want to see the episode of Law and Order when she plays the lady rapist?

You can buy one at Kmart called a "Hug Sack."

and then Clinton gives a thumbs ups. . . Awesome.

Me too!
"Your need to be the smarest person in the room is very offputting."
or something like that

Is it product placement when you use it to fuck up salmon?

And here's what Mo Rocca thinks about baby on boards signs!

Good
They have to show something besides I love the 80's 3D

@ Phel- that's the line I remember from Addicted to Love too!

I bet Pete's secretly bummed he stuck around for the kid he's afraid of now.

I'm old and I don't get a baby
When the girl says, "And they don't even know who Ne-Yo is." I was like, "Duh, the guy from the Matrix." And then I was old.

I can't believe that Tracy still thinks that Michael McDonald is the best singer in the world after he won't let Tracy cover his songs.

I'm going to add Counting Crows cover of Big Yellow Taxi and whatever band thought it was a good idea to cover Imagine- was it Perfect Circle?