Not to mention that the company was fucked anyway, a bunch of uptight fucks trying to sell bikinis? He had nothing to lose either way.

Edit button people, what the fuck?

In no way was that one of the worst Simpsons epidsodes. And yes, the Armond Tamzarian connection has been discussed many times in the past.

Woozle wuzzle?

Fuck yeah, this movie is pure ownage. Fuckin zombies + Guitar Wolf = TOTALLY AWESOME.

Glad it wasn't just me, I thought they hit me with the banhammer or something. I kept it pretty clean, guys, c'mon!

To be fair, she's 18 in robot years.

"I would like to have sexual intercourse with several large-breasted women"

Eat up Martha?

What's the extra B for, Raymond? BYOGHB?

"Langoliers" was a Sci Fi channel movie right? Goddam that shit sucked, it was like the attack of the Windows 95 screen saver…

Well, this certainly counts as one

I prefer drinking my bum wine on top of the 25th Street trestle. Great view of the city.

Seriously!

Tequila is seriously some evil shit. It's the only booze that seriously changes my personality.

Anyone tried Sly Fox beers? They come in cans but don't let that fool you. They do an awesome Pale Ale, Pils and Lager in addition to their small batch runs of IPA's and the like.

Pierce, Citadelle is a great value gin - I just picked up a 1.5L bottle yesterday for under 30 bucks. It's not Sapphire, but it's a nice, everyday drinker and makes a great martini or gibson. Also seconding the Hendricks love, I am too much of a cheapskate to buy it regularly but it is one of the most refreshing…

Glad to see Yuenger getting its due, it's worth mentioning that the Black and Tan and Chesterfield Ale are pretty good alternatives when you're getting burned out from drinking Lager 24/7.

Haha, yeah! The lady seems like she loses her train of thought for a split second too, then keeps right on going. What a pro!

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