DIE HARD is the yard stick by which all action movies, Christmas movies, and Christmas action movies are measured.

I wanna do this, but with TWIN PEAKS

thanks for sharing

+1 on DIE HARD

No, the REAL question is who will perform at the Puppy Bowl halftime show?!?

Teh Dude, you're only working your glamour muscles bro! Ya gotta flex yer core!!!

You fail English? That's unpossible!

As great as creamed chipped beef is, I definitely would not have mentioned the "SOS" nickname to the judges before they ate it.

Cheese-face bitch!

Really? I personally can't sit through any of the first season episodes - can't stand the squigglevision or the Paula Poundstone. I can't think of any later episodes that I don't like, though.

You guys are crazy, Bush would stomp Gore's face into the fucking ground. You never heard of retard strength?

Loved the end where the cat just fell off the table… I am laughing at work just thinking about it

I'm strangely fascinated by BODY DOUBLE, I saw it for the first time like a month ago and have watched it again twice since.

Et tu, silly buns??!?

2 eggs, hard boiled
1 shallot, diced
1 tsp capers, minced fine
1 spoonful mayo
dijon mustard to taste
fresh tarragon to taste

I can't wait for the inevitable AVC Commenter-Con of '12 so I can kick some of you egg-salad haters square in the balls!

Hardly, Mssr. Maggot Gagger - many feature kick ass burgers, and usually breakfasts are pretty good EXCEPT for the eggs benedict, because you can't really pre-make the hollandaise and most diner cooks seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of a non-rock hard poached egg.

Eggs Benedict is easy to fuck up, so you should only really order it in places that have their brunch shit together. Never order it in a diner, it will suck ass.

I don't like to eat it in public. It gets all over my manly lumberjack beard.

wow, what does it say about us that I was about to post the exact same tirade?