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That's a good list, I would definitely add "Trampled Underfoot" too.

I'll concede that you have more violent crime per capita, but we still kick your ass in the TOTAL number of shootings. WOOO!!! Still numba one! DOMINATE AND DEVASTATE BITCHESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suck it, Atlanta!
Philadelphia dominates you in everything!!!

Is that the place where they squeeze beer cans between their tits?

Not that you'll ever see this since it's been like two months, but are you serious? Because I too have a rifle named Charlene!

So that explains why we moved next to a bakery!
And all those missing cups!

I guess I just don't see why the serious athleticism that the sport requires and the contestants choice of attire have to be mutually exclusive. If they wore spandex speed-skating outfits, would that make it more "legitimate?" They dress like that because it's a more informal sport and they don't want to look like

I don't think most spectators @ roller derby matches are there to pop a boner over girls elbowing each other. Why would the girls competing bother to go out and skate and get hurt (and they do get hurt) other than to have a good time? I don't think they really make any money off the sport; if they are in it to

Harvey Keitel

You could open a cafe that sells stale cereal to hipsters. Then someone might make a shitty movie about your life.

Put some $$ on Charismatic to win the Derby!

Looks like Shepard Fairey's retarded little brother

Yes but is there some list of all the lists that indexes them by their contents? That could be a dealbreaker.

Same two I've seen. Most of these movies are just offensively mediocre, not flat-out terrible.

Kate gets the kids because John doesn't rhyme with "eight."

I loved that interaction in Peggy's office, with them kind of talking around one another absentmindedly. I wonder if Duck actually had feelings for Peggy or if that was just some last-ditch effort to get her on his side? If so, it seems like an odd strategy and I'm surprised that it (seems to have) worked.

So I can go to Thailand and rent a 13 year old for half and hour and that's cool because she's had sex before right? Hell, she's probably used heroin before so I can get her high too right? Also, "not that great a filmmaker?" Have you ever seen Chinatown? You are just all kinds of stupid.

Actually, "rape" and "unlawful sex with a minor" ARE still exactly the same, because they are referring to the SAME FUCKING INCIDENT. Whether you call it rape or a euphemism doesn't change the fact that he sodomized her without her consent. The only thing the name of the charge relates to is what punishment he could

Still not legal to rape them, though.