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Yeah, I got skeeved out by that post, and that's sayin' something.

You can actually find a lot of the older Mac games for free at various places online. I have a really old Powerbook running System 7 that I set up just to play old shit like Spectre, Kings Quest, Marathon and other games I played as a kid.

Fuck that you should go to Phish and own some hippie asses.

You oughta be ashamed, bringing that filth into the comment boards. For shaaaame!

"The penis is bad! The gun is good!"

Striking Distance is really not that bad, I seem to always watch the whole thing when I come across it on TV. Oh, and I don't think you actually see her breasts.

In Philly we used to have a channel called Prism that I think was kind of a local premium channel (I remember some sports stuff only being shown there I think). Anyway, they used to show some great late '70s/ early '80s euro softcore stuff. That was where I first saw Emmanuelle, there was a good one called "Felicity"…

I got a DVD copy of Out of the Blue from Rite Aid a few years ago. I think it was $4.95. So it's out there, IIRC the transfer was not that bad.

Ass to ass!

Speaking of laughing at retards…

"I've never seen Jon & Kate Plus Eight"
Somehow I doubt this.

I think he used the same repeating bell soundtrack in Hard Eight too.

failed cocksies.

when are we gonna get a basewars remake?
that game is just begging to be redone in 3d. and with real players as cyborgs. feel the wrath of my laser sword, jorge cantu!

I would've put my money on Vince the Shamwow guy. Dude is a fucking trainwreck.

Have a circus peanut, they're made from spider sugar! It doesn't hurt the spiders!

Stupid dildos!

"It just doesn't taste like ice cream."

Kedzie Matthews?

Woozle wuzzle?