This sucks
My quasi-legal cable hookup doesn't get me E! or the TV Guide channel. Waaaaaaaack.

What do we win if we track you down? Besides, you know, the restraining order.

That's fuckin awesome. You gotta do the scene where *** SPOILERS? *** they execute one of their own, and the scene in the beginning where the teacher gets shot in the doorway. Oh, and the girl's last stand against the helicopter. Try to work in some Powers Booth in there too. Maybe the centerpiece should be the rock…

Aler, I will pay you handsomely for that quilt when it is finished.

High school ruled. I beat Roy Stalin on the K12 and nailed this hot French chick for the whole summer.

oh yeah, and the video above of the canned chicken really brings back some memories.

How bout, ummm, your mom's pussy? Oh wait, that's too familiar to my traditional diet.

That's where our good friend alcohol comes in.

I'd like to nominate Dave Chang
to compete in Wing Bowl 2010!!! I'll be your trainer, I can make some bangin' wings.

The original Bang Bus?

The original Bang Bus?

I think people still buy porn mags for the same reason they still buy vinyl - sometimes you just wanna "go analog" if you get my drift. Also, it's a lot easier to throw away a magazine than to wipe down a computer screen.

Lousy Guatemalan boob jobs!

Hung 2: The Thickening

This dude
is one John Kruk lookin' motherfucker.

I'll give them one thing
They managed to rip off a Joe Satriani song and make it sound EVEN LAMER.

And the winner of Best Male Pop Vocal Performace is… this inanimate carbon rod!

We watched some animated version of R+J. There were some cartoon titties in it which our teacher was clearly unprepared for.

Harold and Maude
?

P-Wine, you should call up your roomie's work and offer your services. Fuck that ungrateful bastard.