Huh? Oh. It's just a box.

Teamocil can cause memory loss.

I hope one of the days is just a series of clips from MST3K: Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

*Stabs Lt. Broccoli through heart*

No, but I currently do as I get another degree from ol' ISU. Go you Redbirds.

As someone who grew up right next to Peoria, that made me immensely happy.

I'll never understand why people will willfully choose to drink such shitty beer.

Finally, now I'm in the 1%! Suck it, everyone else!

Damn it O'Neal, this short little blurb had me laughing more so than it should. You should ask for a raise.

O'Neal, I've had it up to here with your antics! You know perfectly well that woman you took home was the Mayor's daughter!

I don't have MW3, but from what I remember from some other games, you can set up a local game. If the option for local isn't in the multiplayer menu, then I think the closest you'll get is making a large party, and taking the group in from there.

I still like that movie, if not for the Beavis and Butthead cameo.

Agreed. I'm having a hell of a blast playing with a few friends on Battlefield. Rush is the only way to go.

Rocky V plus Rocky II equals Rocky Seven: Adriane's Revenge!

This is one of the episodes you can point to as evidence this show was meant for both kids and parents. When I was younger, the Oppenheimer name and (sort of) quoting the Bhagavad Gita flew over my head. Re-watching it, I got an even bigger laugh. That, and Little Pete's presentation about the colt to gelding, with…

Frakes directed a few episodes of DS9, so unless he was too drunk to recall (possible) I can't wait to hear about him and Chase Masterson.

No, you're pretty spot on.

So you're the Lieutenant Buttocks that broke the Wikileaks scandal. I say, you shouldn't be hanging around here with us ragamuffins!

Ah yes, "The Women of Cell Block C." America's search for the best prison tattoo goes on.

That might not be so bad. The Doctor was pretty neat on Voyager, at least when he wasn't creepily hitting on 7 of 9.