What really hit the nail on the head for me was when they were told to take the food away from the survivors in order to save them. I couldn't imagine being in a position where you come across people in that state and not being able to give them food.

He was also in the last Transformers movie. Talking about finding alien shit on the moon or something. Richard Hoagland was right all along!

I think Ugly Americans is one of the best shows on Comedy Central, hands down.

I had the same problem. I'm hoping the later broadcast has that fixed so I can go back and enjoy it fully. That said, the Party Down reunion was hilarious. I miss that show.

This is why the AV Club is the best message board in internet-town.

I liked Martha Jones as well.

From what I've heard, that design was scrapped since the person who designed the building wasn't really a good architect, or an actual architect, one of the two. So a new building was designed.

He could try to drum up chemistry for Episode 3, but let's face it: you'd need to get into nuclear physics to try and find anything to make the love scenes in that movie work.

Lucas seems to refuse a lot of things that would have just worked better. Then again, it just seems the prequels were doomed from the start. If Lucas hadn't been involved with them, other than maybe just approving a story, I wonder if they would have been better.

I always thought that was just some other dumbass Gungan, not Jar-Jar. But either way, horrible. Horrible.

I'll call Ellen Page ASAP.

My history might be off, but wasn't she the girl in the Cherry Pie music video?

Arnette and Poehler definitely have great chemistry together. Aside from the obvious marriage and all.

I'll pile in on the love for this episode. When I was younger, I never picked up on the whole Cornwallis/Red Coat/Revolutionary War connection (outside of what Big Pete says Little Pete is doing) but now that I actually know who Cornwallis was, it makes the episode a bit better.

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In lieu of a discount, I'd like Sean to write my wedding vows. If I ever get married. Okay, okay. If I ever get a girlfriend.

Drinking Bud Ice is bad. Drinking it from a beer bong is even worse. Drinking several from a beer bong is just idiocy.

Once again, this is why the comments section on TNG is the greatest ever.

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