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The opening shot of Krypton is pretty much a direct rip-off of Respighi's finale to Pines of Rome.

Being a Midwesterner, I'll take any chance to go swimming in an ocean I can take. Of course, even knowing the statistics for being bitten by a shark, that fear is in the back of your head. Much like I'd be nervous out in the Serengeti- we aren't the top of the food chain there. In the ocean the shark is king.

Get these three together with the assholes that make those "Date Movies" or whatever and we have the Perfect Shitstorm.

If my congressman spoke Klingon I'd probably look on him a lot more favorably. I wouldn't vote based on that alone, but it does carry some weight in my decision.

You just blew my mind, Gumbercules. I never put two and two together as well. Ron Moore, you plagiarizing bastardo!

His character has been getting progressively weirder this season. I loved his "America is one giant mall!" statement he made after Dwight started telling people to boycott the mall.

We still show Channel One in our school, which is funny since we're a 6-12 school. So that bullshit you were watching and realizing it was bullshit in the 6th grade? Yeah, imagine having to watch it your Senior year as well.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, but The Addams Family cartoon was older by that point.

@ Raymond: It's not just you. Look at the episodes featuring Klingons during the Dominion War. They are all kinds of awesome.

I love it when they give Picard (or in this case Fake Picard) something to do that shows off Patrick Stewart's talent. Let him sing, or put him in Shakespeare, it makes him look more awesome.

Tony Todd
Is there anything he's ever done that wasn't badass?

Agreed.

There's a video out there of Neil deGrasse Tyson answering someone's question about what he thinks of the Mayan calendar/2012 thing. He gives basically the same answer. It's a pretty darned good video to watch.

Jiminy Jilikers!

"Writing." Ha.

The show jumped the shark anyway.

THAT RABBIT WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO EAT TRIX, SO WHY DOES HE CRAVE IT SO?!

It doesn't matter what technical fixes Lucas does to Phantom Menace. Until he up and has someone competent re-write the prequel trilogy, all we can do is wonder at what could have been.

O'Donnell doesn't believe in evolution and Sheehan believes in the most elaborately, poorly executed conspiracy theory of all time. This goes to show you that crazy assholes exist on both sides of the political spectrum.