If I were in his shoes I probably would have died like a whimpering baby. Dude has some serious balls to cut his own fucking arm off with a knife.

Yeah, but when you do you tend to rip them out and feed them to your brood. No dice, lizard brains!

Someone should at least visit their site and let them know one of their spambots has narcolepsy at least.

Only in America can someone claim that $2 million is not a lot of money. Jesus Christ. In the real world, if I'm fortunate to somehow come across a tenth of what "The Situation" makes, I'll be happier than shit.

Paddlin' the school canoe? You BET that's a paddlin'.

He's the Wiz… and unfortunately, everyone now beats him.

And he's finally living up to his name!

Wendy Peppercorn
*Sigh*

My vote is for the sugar B plot as well. The image of the British dandy spitting out his tea during the rain is just pure genius.

I used to dump so many spices in my chicken noodle it went from that yellow color to a dark brown. Literally any spice I came across went it.

Seasons Six and Seven were chores to get through, six more so than seven for me. Would it have killed the writers to give anyone a break during that season?

Joss Whedon's best cameo. Ever.

Love Delocated
And I enjoyed Wonder Showzen, but I could never get into Xavier: Renegade Angel. I'd watch it, I'd laugh on occasion, but it just never clicked for me.

Watching Dwight go through the house and test everything was hilarious to me. Especially when he wakes the kid up by trying out the rocking chair.

THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD!

"Better do what he says, he's a whale biologist."

*Sniff* Scruffy believes in this business.

@ CF: Yes, and if I remember correctly that's about the only explanation given for how the wormhole remains stable.

The lesson is: never try.

Tomalok was always a fun character, even though he was on the show only four times, and one of them was as a hologram. Still, it was fun to see Picard spar with him.