It has one of the best Fry quotes too: "Paying full price for gum? That dog won't hunt monsignor…"

SHUT UP FOOL!
We need to find work!

I love the Doogie Howser video game, somewhat for the plot but mainly for the weird shit I can have him type at the end of a level.

Ah you're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma'am.

The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall And Felt Superbad About It…
… or iCarly: iSaved your life. What should I go with, internet masses?

Yes, you should pay for that $19.99 strategy guide instead of doing an internet search for pretty much the same thing for free.

I always loved the introduction of Lorne. Sure, it was an obvious attempt to pull the rug out, so to speak, but it just worked. Mainly because Hallett could sing like a mofo.

This jokes already been done, chap.

Is this the new cautious yet optimistic?

They were able to combine two enormous piles of suck into one episode, a feat that is hardly (thankfully) repeated.

Ah, it is definitely summer time, because here's the annual "If you don't drink alcohol the way I do grow a pair" argument.

This is why I love Netflix. About $18 a month, and I don't have to worry about being sued.

30 miles is a choir? Do you have to go through a minefield or something?

The Outrageous Okona
Ugh. Not even Teri Hatcher in a skimpy outfit could save that dreck of an episode.

That better be a big ol' bag of cookies, that's all I'm sayin'.

Good
If this means we get Community and Parks and Rec for more than just one more season, all the better.

Organizing? That is sooooo 1996.

Alison Brie + Red Hair + Chilly Rain = Mind Forever Blown

Ghost Hunters International
Finally, we can see someone stop every five feet and say "Did you hear that?!" while including grainy shots of shadows.

Finally, a Grey Man substitute!