I'm from Illinois and I still have no freaking idea how they want us to pronounce Cairo.

@Helltoupee: No, you don't, and you just saved me the time of having to listen to it to figure out what the drums are doing.

Tuxedo: I get paid for June, July, and August. All the teachers in my district do. But I'm working during summer with marching band, lessons, and prepping for the next year. I figured out I get about two weeks of actual off-time, so that ain't bad.

The dark truth is WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON! THE ZETA RETICULANS FORBID US FROM TRAVELING BEYOND OUR PLANET!

I'm a band teacher, and we're notorious for getting axed for that shit (second only to male gym teachers). I've never been in a situation where a student has come on to me, thankfully.

And can I bring the schnapps?

I was tempted to insert the "learn to write, no-write!" comment, but stealing is wrong.

Howard is an excellent narrator.

You are freaking out. Man.

Is you want too? C'mon!

Now that it is on Blu-Ray you can see Arnold suck it up in HD! Cold puns! Snarf!

It is a great haircut. But this weeks winner was the gal with the reddish hair.

TEA PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

*Sound of toilet flushing*

That was one of the best episodes of Letterman, period.

Did he wear the same outfit she loved on Bosom Buddies?

Pierce FTW.

Arman Shimerman likes to say the introduction of Ferengi in TNG was done so poorly, but by the time DS9 rolled around and the writers realized they had a good comedic species on their hands, things got better.

Live Free or Die Hard is a guilty pleasure of mine. I know, it just takes the franchise to all new levels of "Really? C'mon!" but it is a fun little ride.

Roland Emmerich will simply just CGI the alien spaceships into footage from 2012 and voila! ID4 2.