They should really be wearing helmets.

or, Jeff Bridges plays a newsman who's pissed that talking doesn't change stuff.

PREDICTION:

Lindsay Weir, duh.

You all are idiots.  King of the Hill, best theme song ever, why are we still talking about it.

WHY ARE YOU STILL REVIEWING THIS SHOW?

HEY RYAN, we all knew it was about meth.  Or, it's a meth-head's remembrance of how awesome his life was before he became disgusting.

Who does an episode have to blow to get an A around here?

How is Yasiin better than Dante?

I hope that's not true for the simple fact that it sounds so right it could be a spoiler.

HAWAIIAN LOCATIONS
Yes, that was the same harbor. Ala Wai Yacht Harbor. It's the easiest place to shoot boat scenes. Good surfing too. Also, I'm pretty sure the "museum" was actually Iolani Palace, where the Queen Liliokulani was put under house arrest by the asshole Americans who overthrew a sovereign government.…

In Loving Memory of…
Li Gong Hee, 30, was tragically gunned down after undergoing his third, and what was hopefully his final, round of chemotherapy at the Maple Group hospital last night. He is survived only by his wife and son. An avid painter, Hee's work is currently in the "Contemporary Hong Kong Painters"…

Ok, I've been going with it so far, but…
WHERE THE FUCK IS DESMOND? Seriously. Desmond Hume, Lost needs your not-quite-badassery.

the only ways that possibly makes sense:

I know, already, but still…
… The Wire had the best ending I've ever seen for a TV show.

sex, creampies, and labia-rape, a dark indie production by renowned director steven loads the third

a man from Flint who isn't Michael Moore! a heroic man, no less.

SEVEN SAMURAI? Huh? Damn you, Josh Modell, for your glaring omission.

the end of…
… crouching tiger, hidden dragon does it for me.

I bet the cartel supplied Tuco and got pissed when they found out he was slinging other shit. They ratted him out to the DEA, who've been more on it than it seems they should. Whoever knew that also blew up a turtle.