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The No-Eyebrows Cowboy
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What, no love for Paul Lynde?

It's probably the one we'd least suspect…do you have something you want to tell us, Tasha?

I'm not saying it never happens in real life, I'm just saying it's unnecessary. She's already so unlikable, making her a cheater just seems excessive. It's like having a character who is an open, unrepentant racist and ALSO making him a pedophile or something. We're already going to not like him because of his

I admit, Dwigt, that was the one element of "The Hangover" that really kept me from just turning my brain off and fully enjoying the film as pure dumb escapism. I really can't stand that mindset of, Women are either totally cool with whatever us dudes want to do, or they exist solely to bust our balls at every turn,

Considering that one of the wives in question is played by Kate Aselton (aka Jenny from The League), I will also hope for some hijinks of the nekkid variety.

He's on Double Secret Probation.

WHY ARE WE ALL YELLING RIGHT NOW?!?!?!

"Here we are at Woodstocks!
Someday there will be a Black President!"

Why are they not bringing Raffi back?
What are they thinking?

"Tell people we pushed you!" got the biggest laugh from me in this episode. Dee as Frankenstein's Monster was a close second, though.

If anything, The Pranksmen should get their own show. It'd be a great vehicle for showing all the wonderful ways that Lutz could get injured and/or humiliated. And maybe Dr. Spaceman could be Charlie to their Angels or something? I dunno, you put me on the spot with this one.

I read an interview with Elizabeth Banks, and she really nailed why Avery works so well as a character, I believe she said something along the lines of, "Avery is Jack Donaghey with boobs. And no one is more turned on by Jack Donaghey with boobs than Jack Donaghey." They're perfect for each other!

"Can I use your computer?"
"How else would you do it?!"

J.P., don't you mean Jackie Jormp Jomp?

A Scene With Uptight Middle Aged White People Eating Pot Brownies!
What an original, novel idea! I can't think of a single film or television show that has ever used this ingenious—and very witty!—plot device before! Is it possible to be TOO blown away by the creativity and ingenuity of an idea, because I think I just

This sounds like a much worse version of at least 3 or 4 other films/TV shows.

I certainly wouldn't turn down the opportunity to Duet with her, should it ever arise.

Damon and Eastwood just go from town to town, disguised as classy ladies of high society, and seduce wealthy old widowers at the local saloons so that they can lock them in storage closets and make off with their life savings. Those rascals!

(Walks into thread, hears what's being discussed, winces, backs away slowly)

Clearly MSNBC is prejudiced against people who wear glasses. PROTECT YA NECK, RACHAEL MADDOW!