Did anyone else find it weird
That she kept referring to Martha Stewart as a "he"? Was that supposed to be some kind of joke or something?

The aliens…abused him. SEXUALLY.

Staaaaaart the reaaaaaactor!

Dammit, Swami Dearest beat me to it!

I'm quite fond of "Digital" myself. Also, "Isolation".

I'm voting Jay Leno Writer for best gimmick poster of 2010!

Mr. Show's Commentaries
Are the best. Especially Brian Posehn's boundless rage about anything and everything.

Gone! They're all gone! Little Bart! Little Lisa! Little Marge!…and the rest!

I hope that
Angela Darmody and the photographer's wife escape to Paris together; if there are two historical figures this show is missing, it's Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas.

Almost as much as they love their Pledge.

Oh man, next year I'm totally going as Rowsdower!

Lemme guess, Cornelius, you also don't eat sugar, only listen to music on ancient grammophones because it's "more pure" and don't watch television. You make it a point to call it television, not TV, because "abbreviations are for friends, and television is no friend of mine!", right? Whatever, more free candy for me.

My favorite line of the night was Kevin in response to Andre's music: "It sounds like Depeche Mode raping Erasure!"

Hey, man. Chillax. It's cool.

Junior Year of High School
I was The Dude. My hair was long, I had a fake goatee (I couldn't grow sufficient facial hair yet, shut up), a bathrobe, flip flops, a bowling ball case. Almost no one knew who I was. I'd like to think that was more because I went to high school with a bunch of fucking stupid twats.

But what about
The cane from "Citizen Kane"?!

I will add to the love for the original Black Christmas. Two words: "glass unicorn".

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer falls into the category of great film that I have no desire to ever watch again. It just made me feel so…dirty.

Well, obviously you can't watch Freeway without also watching Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby.

I did recently become single, hopelessrube!