@Lobsters, I love the one with NPH as Hetero-Dahmer, if only for the reason that the writers were fine with making the killer a cannibalistic psychopath, but to make him gay?! THAT'S JUST TOO CHILLING FOR MAINSTREAM TV!

SANDLOT QUOTE-OFF!
You're killing me, Smalls!

You can't say no to a show that has Chuck Mangione as a minor supporting character. You just can't.

Pardon my French! But you're an assssshole!

In that episode when he gets up to talk after Neil has made all those jokes, and he's like "Don't know what Neil's talking about, I've never come over a little queer!" and does the jerking off motion with his fist, and everyone is dead silent…I thought I was going to have to leave the room. So uncomfortable.

What sold me on "Delocated" was the episode where he can't play golf at his country club because his ski mask is black, and that offends the other patrons. Genius.

We're the Slipnuts, Slippin' on Nuts
Clownin' Around, and Slippin' on Nuts
We're the Slipnuts, Slippin' on Nuts
Look, he fell down…I slipped on some Nuts

Get some air?! Get some SKA!

Wait, are we actually considering "Festen" to be a comedy?

"Looks like God's got a case of the BONERS!"

I think Bob Odenkirk hit the nail on the head about Tim and Eric, when he pointed out that their humor lies not in making fun of a particular thing, but how a particular thing is done or presented. They don't make fun of public access tv, they make fun of the aesthetic of public access tv. I think that applies to all…

My Dad found Where's My Chippy? really funny, for some reason.

Summer Heights High was fantastic. The scenes with Mr. G made me insanely uncomfortable, especially the scenes with him and the kid with Downs Syndrome, how thinly veiled his contempt for the kid was. I feel like every high school has a teacher like that, who's just completely up their own ass and convinced that…

And of course by "Yee-Haw!" I meant "Hee-Haw!". Duh. Totally did that on purpose.

I think the ballsiest thing they ever did was "Horse Apples", the episode-long parody of "Yee-Haw!" That episode took serious cajones.

Norm MacDonald's bit at the Bob Saget Roast a few years ago belongs in some kind of museum for really really funny things, alongside all of his appearances on both of Conan O'Brien's shows.

Well, SOMEbody won't be getting a Razlet any time soon!

I think maybe the hardest I've ever laughed at anything ever was during that "Beat Kids" bit at Ground Zero, where the kid was asking people if they'd heard any good jokes lately. The one woman is saying, quite poignantly, how she's too overcome with emotion to think of one, and the kid turns, looks directly at the…

"I'm talkin' bout YOOOOOU ya duuuuumb fuuuuuck!"

You know why they call you "Goon"? Because you're ugly and retarded. You're an ugly retard. And they call you "Goon" because you're ugly and retarded.