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The fact that people, and writers in particular, seem to have a hardon to destroy the life of what is basically a goofy guy who takes middle of the road positions and makes middle comments on porn is a thousand times more damning than anything he ever said.

When my brother was eight he hit me in the face with a gardening hoe and he did once wipe his nose on my, and oh he once threw up on me too!

Just so we are clear, does anyone give a shit about kinslaying? Because Euron was the most blatant about it that I have seen in this show before. It is supposed to be the greatest sin in Westeros but in this show people seem to advertise murdering family and no one cares.

Loved this episode, can't get enough PB and Marceline, lesbian undertones (overtones?) included (aside?)

Huh, and here I thought all my Fallout characters never had a romantic relationship because they were all kleptomaniac walking murder machines.

Oh that's your solution for everything.

I was excited for Prey 2 but I am not sure if my excitement was based on what the game was supposed to be or what I thought in my head it could be. I could have also sworn that there was supposedly another space fighter star wars game in the works at one point in the days of lucasarts after x-wing alliance that was

As someone who goddamn loved Tie Fighter, way way way way too much when I was younger, Great Job, Internet indeed.

I didn't expect a Dredd follow up, I wasn't looking for one and didn't think there would be one.

That is the most accurate description of the Targaryens I have ever read.

I loved I II (IV) III (VI) and seven back in the day. But I agree, VIII was a level of disappointing that my young mind couldn't really fathom at the time. It still scars me to this day.

Eventually we all want to have sex with something designed by H R Giger, no matter how much we try and deny it.

My biggest problem is, even after accepting this game as the personal story of Hawke, where my choices barely mattered, I came to see the game as about Hawke and Co and their relationship with the City of Kirkwall. The mage/templar stuff was a background story between a group that ALWAYS goes blood mage and gets

In defense of Chimps, some of them are not horrible at driving.

Eh, I was hoping it was going to Hitler or Stalin or someone like that. Would have been an actual twist.

I know what you mean. I really am disappointed in myself too for not having the sleazy foresight to envision that this was an actual approach to life.

My biggest turn offs to this movie are George Clooney and Sandra Bullock.  I am not particularly fans of either but really they just don't seem like the right actors for this and would be distracting at best. 

"I’m not sure I buy his apparent willingness to allow his subordinate leeway to bust demons without any follow-up paperwork."

In a surprise twist, the entirety of Breaking Bad was a promo for the Need for Speed movie. 

Jake is going to die sprawled out on his back in his kitchen while Finn runs off into the night laughing like a maniac.