Jesse races off into the night to star in Need For Speed. 

" Finn doesn’t offer much help in a technical sense…."

Nano machines, son.

I suppose, since no one else went up to the plate I am going to have to be that guy who is irked at people who just call Daenerys Targaryen "Khaleesi" online.

I'll take it! and since it is my second 30th birthday this year I am taking the day off and drinking!

I do agree with Oliver that it is interesting that in the face of all evidence that he probably should mature that Finn seems to be doubling down on not maturing.  He lost Flame Princess by not being mature and when he was unable to replicate his youthful-ish relationship with Princess Bubblegum decides to immediately…

All of this, all of this rest on your interpretation.  As @avclub-3b82b1d883a5bf2defbc7567e9815d96:disqus points out there is a lot of evidence in this case that your interpretation is either just speculation or incorrect.  Though I will concede that the characters could be lesbians if the creators so decide it and it…

Declaring characters gay simply because you wish them to be gay and then bitching about them not being gay enough is taking things a step too far.

Just once in my life I would like it if something named Byzantium actually had something to do with the Byzantine Empire.

……So wrong it is right?

There are no original ideas left.  The only thing that passes is throwing zombies at something and calling it creative.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus those are fighting words right there.  You and me, trial by combat at dawn. 

Considering that my midnight showing was moved to 9pm to allow kids to get home before curfew I am going to guess that sex tape subplot wasn't part of Disney's marketing strategy for this movie.

@avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus eh, if Rick Santorum is the worst humanity has to offer I would feel pretty good about everything all things considered. 

How quickly everyone forgives a guy of kingslaying, sister fucking, child crippling, northman murdering, and cousin murdering. 

Sean Bean used all his extra lives and plot armor on Richard Sharpe. 

"The Thing is crap — a really bad script and pedestrian direction that can't be covered by the impressive special effects."

Comment sections are literally the lowest form of human communication.  Don't get worked up over them.   

"This AV Club is ostensibly a conscientious and literate web site…"

Oh hell, that reminds me of reading a book that was a collection of stories about bit characters from Jabba's palace as a kid.