It reminds me of the Neil Gaiman/ Simon Bisley story 'A Black and White World'.

It reminds me of the Neil Gaiman/ Simon Bisley story 'A Black and White World'.

I would, but you'd just threaten to record it with an actor in Ireland. Of course there'd be protests from New Zealanders who listen to recorded rants on the internet so inevitably I'll record it there, but I'll concede to lower the conditions of those who record my voice and get me my coffee.

I would, but you'd just threaten to record it with an actor in Ireland. Of course there'd be protests from New Zealanders who listen to recorded rants on the internet so inevitably I'll record it there, but I'll concede to lower the conditions of those who record my voice and get me my coffee.

The bemusing popularity of Flight of the Conchords was an acceptable palate cleanser for the last trilogy, but what will be The Hobbit's anathema??? A sudden and surprising popularity of a Footrot Flats reboot? Will a Billy T. James revival restore credibility to our impoverished nation?

The bemusing popularity of Flight of the Conchords was an acceptable palate cleanser for the last trilogy, but what will be The Hobbit's anathema??? A sudden and surprising popularity of a Footrot Flats reboot? Will a Billy T. James revival restore credibility to our impoverished nation?

Urgh. As a New Zealander I really can't stand all this. It's pathetic. They renamed the capital goddamn Middle Earth, and they are issuing coins with hobbits on them. It's pretty sad when you hang your national esteem on a Hollywood blockbuster. Not to mention that we rewrote our employment laws to sell out support…

Urgh. As a New Zealander I really can't stand all this. It's pathetic. They renamed the capital goddamn Middle Earth, and they are issuing coins with hobbits on them. It's pretty sad when you hang your national esteem on a Hollywood blockbuster. Not to mention that we rewrote our employment laws to sell out support…

In Grant Morrison's book 'Supergods' he brings up Superman's super metabolism - how he'd never need to shit leaving him with an atrophied asshole.

In Grant Morrison's book 'Supergods' he brings up Superman's super metabolism - how he'd never need to shit leaving him with an atrophied asshole.

In her defense, her "friends" seem like whiny bitches who talk about their friends behind their backs. Nothing needs to be said in your defense - you were doing the eavesdropping of the just.

In her defense, her "friends" seem like whiny bitches who talk about their friends behind their backs. Nothing needs to be said in your defense - you were doing the eavesdropping of the just.

If that is the case, I'd absolutely love it if that was a reference to Tom Ripley and his parents (and subsequent dislike of the ocean) in The Talented Mr. Ripley, but it's unlikely.

If that is the case, I'd absolutely love it if that was a reference to Tom Ripley and his parents (and subsequent dislike of the ocean) in The Talented Mr. Ripley, but it's unlikely.

This really is my favourite comic. My parents used to buy this around the time I was born (I'm an '85er) so I grew up with the images all over the house. A few years ago I started reading it as an adult, sequentially, and I really do love it. I feel like it has informed my view of the world.

This really is my favourite comic. My parents used to buy this around the time I was born (I'm an '85er) so I grew up with the images all over the house. A few years ago I started reading it as an adult, sequentially, and I really do love it. I feel like it has informed my view of the world.

And I sat next to him at Sucker Punch. That was my fault for going to see Sucker Punch.

And I sat next to him at Sucker Punch. That was my fault for going to see Sucker Punch.

I never felt too awkward about watching anything with my parents. I almost take glee in subverting their expectations by watching something salacious with them. But they aren't easily shocked. Recently I was showing my mum Wainy Days and lines like 'I'd totally fuck a baby into that pussy' were tough but tolerable.

I never felt too awkward about watching anything with my parents. I almost take glee in subverting their expectations by watching something salacious with them. But they aren't easily shocked. Recently I was showing my mum Wainy Days and lines like 'I'd totally fuck a baby into that pussy' were tough but tolerable.