Not the first, because Dumbledore was gay.

Such a film exists! It's a pretty good English soccer movie called "The Damned United", starring Michael Sheen and Colm Meany, and it's mostly true to actual events.

COMMUNITY GRADES SUCK

Is the weather gonna be nice, or is it gonna be a 40 degree day?

Simmons in this situation is like Stringer in season 3 of The Wire, with ESPN taking the role of the just-out-of-jail Avon seeking to reassert his dominance over the operation (Grantland/the co-op) that Stringer has been running on his own. In terms of the all-time punishment pantheon, this one doesn't rank very high.…

Oh, Fat Nerd Harry Crane?

I thought "the guy who says jump" was Eddie Van Halen?

Blackfish backlash causes blackeye, blacklisting?

"a scene in which Kim Jong Un’s face is “melted off graphically in slow motion”

James Franco's "Blood Meridian", starring himself as the Kid, Danny McBride as Glanton, Seth Rogen as Toadvine, and Michael Cera as Judge Holden.

COMMUNITY SUCKS

More like Brooks Who?-lan.

Before I saw this was a RR, I honestly thought there was an upcoming Veep episode that featured Godzilla and Gary Sinise.

DUI immediately after leaving rehab? I guess he really can't handle no liquor!
Gun laws? That's that shit he don't like!

Is this filmed in the tradition of Von Trier's Doggystyle 95 movement?

Fat-whaaa???

A street, his wife (a boulevard), and their two kids, an avenue and a drive, walk into a talent agency. The talent agent asks what they do.
The street then starts dripping tar into the avenue's cracks, while the drive strokes his cul de sac and watches this, then starts spewing asphalt into the boulevard's…

Fun fact: "Peter Pan" translated from spanish to english is "Peter Bread"

U SPELLD LIBRUL RONG U LOOSER! IF U AINT FROM TEXASS; THAN FUCK U!!!

Just Tyler, please. "Mr. The Creator" is his father.