I'm pretty certain I could watch an hour of the Latrice talking head and be more than amused by it.

Latrice is at a club not too far from me on Monday nights for a Drag Race viewing party. If I didn't hate South Beach — or just people in general — so much I'd go. God, I hate South Beach.

You got me there, J.P. I suppose a true pedant would pay better attention to the details.

Not to be pedantic or anything, but Tallahassee is just under 200 miles to the ocean. It's only about 25 to the Gulf of Mexico. Yes, I hate me too.

Is Christopher Turk going to be Wade, Laurie's super dark black — blacker than space boyfriend?

Brazil nuts are full of selenium. Selenium is IMPORTANT!

In my part of Florida it's all about tiburon-ing. Where are the Latins in Cougartown? Andy doesn't even count as the token.

As an Actual Floridian I hope someone heeds this request and makes it so. Pretty please?