Sadly, it never would have made it this far.

Of all the times to question the realism of the Rowan Pope character…

Early in the episode, Coach declared that women aren't attracted to male secretaries.

If there's a joke here, I'm not too proud to say I'm missing it, so I'll just answer the question: The guys referred to "my ex lives here" as a goldmine for when you want to get out of a relationship/get a hookup to leave.

Interestingly, I think it's the complete opposite. Sloppy straight guy pretends to be gay = cliched sitcom shenanigans. Guy complains about hot girl getting a boob reduction = cliched sitcom shenanigans. Roommate happens to be stashing a bag of drugs when the cops come to do a background check = cliched sitcom…

Wait - when did Stevie Nelson turn into the girl from Greek?

I forget exactly what he said, but didn't Oscar (in Alison's flashback) subtly hint that he caught Alison with Noah at Phoebe's house? That would seemingly be triggered by his run-in with Noah

That would explain Rebecca's "story" about hitting him the head with the trophy, but it wouldn't explain why Wes called her and said, "We're taking care of it…We're going to protect you."

I think what bugs me about Rebecca is that she's playing to far too many stereotypes, and they don't all harmonize.

Yeah, I mean, that's what was so weird to me. Not only did she *TELL* Wes she killed Sam in this episode, but Wes then called her from the convenience store to say "We all agreed to help you out."

But the episode preview for next week said (paraphrasing)…"This is the last episode before we reveal who killed Sam. What's your theory? Share them using #WhoKilledSam."

They outright said Sam's killer will be revealed in the episode after next.

But…that's like…my point.

"#WhoKilledSam?"

But….The Blacklist did it!

As a guy who lifts and is "big" but not necessarily "shredded," it annoys me to no end that people would mistake that sloppy bowl of dough for something resembling "beef."

" In the 1950's, NO ONE who wasn't gay would ever have access to the
location of a gay bar. They were like 1920's speakeasys: you didn't get
in unless you knew someone."

Didn't they appear *later* in this very episode?

Speaking of Erinn Hayes…remember The Winner? You'd have never guessed she and Rob Corddry would become two of TV's funniest people after that .

Didn't Sarah Wright deliver almost an identical line (save for the pronoun) with the same delivery last week? Think she was either talking about her parents or her relationship with her parents…