"Um…see, to tell you the truth, I'm just killing time here. I was waiting for, uh, a different program to start."

I'm from the US and should be overjoyed, but I just don't trust the voters to make the right decision. Christ I hope I'm wrong, but even if we end up winning it doesn't change the fact that Trump has proven over the last several months that we have an enormous problem with racism, and that people are way too easily…

It was bumped for the series based on The Rural Juror.

"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n******, it will be your fault."

Why are you always ragging on Trump/Cord?

You're reading the wrong comic books for that:

I'm a Freud not.

That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!

Ignore the obnoxious little snail. I think it's really cool.

Somebody get Mel Gibson on the phone!

A friend of mine named his kid after Carl Linnaeus, the 18th Century biologist. That'd be cool, I guess… except that the child's first name is Linnaeus. When Linnaeus was a baby, this guy joked that he and his wife planned on nicknaming him Carl. I was just screaming in my head Then why the fuck didn't you name him…

I think TV satirists will go back to fairly skewering both sides after November 8th.

I am not looking forward to this fuchsia with President Trump.

Are you going to marry a carrot?

The closest thing I could find was one from a year later, where Urkel meets now-President Bill Clinton.

Voiced by that delightful Jaleel White, I hope.

I hope your talk of your imaginary daughter doesn't confuse your real dog as much as it confuses me.

I'm going to cover myself in mud to keep you from stalking me.

Oh don't get me wrong; the movie was awful all the way through. But the end especially sticks out at me as being incredibly stupid and making absolutely no fucking sense.

A better movie, clearly.