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Lemon of Troy
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That makes about as much sense as saying She's All That is an adaptation of The Pygmalion.

Anyone else absolutely hate the end of this movie? Like how all of a sudden this creep is supposed to be a hero or something, and we're supposed to be sad about him being dead?

I made that same spelling mistake on this very site some time ago, and another commenter was quick to jump on it.

Hurry! Someone make the "Electric Boogaloo" joke!

I voted already! Absentee, so I didn't get the physical satisfaction of pulling a lever or anything.

I can't wait for several pages of "Peter awkwardly discovers his powers."

Wikipedia's page on the subject is pretty good.

Yeah, as much as I didn't care for the books' weird diversion to these boring sand people and their spicy food and dumb hostage storyline, I will say I liked the Sand Snake women. They were sexy and cunning and all-around exciting and fun. So I was very disappointed when I finally saw them on screen, and they were a

Did he upvote himself? That's how you can tell.

"Will an HBO series do?"

There's only one Halloween song that matters, and that song is The Monster Mash.

My Facebook feed would post something from Breitbart, and it would have something to do with him being a Muslim.

No. You should never be their beast of burden.

That's… surprisingly fair.

Now say something about the teleprompter.

It can be two things.

No, but he demanded to have the Rolling Stones killed.

I'm going to miss this guy, but I won't know quite how much I'm going to miss him for another 9 days.

- *takes hat off*

My son's name is also Elron.