"You have to watch the Jared Leto they aren't showing."

No thanks, already got one.

You think he has an ugly portrait of himself hidden away in his attic?

If it could happen to Nimoy, it could happen to anyone…

You're going to wade into this conversation so ignorant of the situation to think the police crackdown on the pipeline protesters only began this week? And to pretend the Malheur occupiers were simply "protesting on public property?"

Guys, guys, guys…

Yep. Pedantic dickhead.

They were recently acquitted, or in the words of Mrs Langdon Alger, they "just got let off."

Except she's not wrong?

Several of them (including their leaders) were just acquitted by a jury, some are still awaiting trial, one had his charges dropped, one was killed by police, and a bunch plead guilty.

(The hammer is his penis.)

Whoa. This is heavy.

Excuse me, but aren't these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important?

Well now I've got that damned Semisonic song stuck in my head.

Too conventional.

"Pretentious? Moi?"

Yes, several.

Eats up Martha

I believe his motto is "I'll finger anything with a pulse!"

This is the weirdest episode of Gumby I've ever seen.