Yeah but Stoker's Dracula sucked.

chrisk is Pierce Hawthorne?

Ah, Sarah Palin…

If you're still having trouble choosing, and you think the liberal media is being unfair to one of the candidates, I recommend getting off the internet, turning off your phone, and taking some quiet time to reflect on your decision from now until November 28.

I'm just going to take this opportunity to remind everyone to vote.

if you watch NCIS

"Can we call you Al? Or maybe just Din?"

I just looked at the news and got a one-two punch of this hacker getting a ridiculously light sentence, and the Malheur morons being acquitted.

OH YEAH

Go away, 'baitin!

It's much more inspiring when read in Carl Sagan's voice.

He's going to fake his death and become a lumberjack.

I'm afraid I just blue myself.

Over here we just call it a sausage in the mouth.

Can't sleep, eyeball-hands guy will eat me.

That blockhead.

Really? I read it a year or so ago and liked it a lot.

Classic literature far too often has its head up its ass over classes and titles, doesn't it?

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"Don't manterrupt me while I'm womaking a point."