He was whittled out of an old Barbie doll.

The Crash Test Dummies are so goddamn weird, and I will forever love them for it.

When Lou Reed died in 2013, people confused him with Lou Bega, who had to publicly announce that no, he wasn't dead. Mambo Number 5 saw a brief resurgence in the charts.

I don't put them in the same category, either. One is supposed to show how damaged a character is. The other is some bullshit speech about as deep and insightful as "kids these days, amirite?" and "make America great again!"

But what about the one where if you really think about it, the Joker is actually the hero?

It'd be a lot cooler if it was.

You are well known for your lenient stance on crime, but suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs, your family was tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths, you try to open the door but there's too much blood on the knob….

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Stay gold, Ponyboy.

As much as I appreciate the feature, I was disappointed to find that people I've blocked can still read—and even respond to—my comments; I just can't see or respond to theirs.

Smello, lyrics by Michael Scott—the parody songwriter who brought you Beers in Heaven and Total Eclipse of the Fart.

He made some good points… but these points had all been made before, by better writers. If you want some transgressive literature about how technology and modern living harms the human psyche, read Edward Abbey. Hell, Desert Solitaire came out nearly three decades before Ted's manifesto, and Abbey never had to blow…

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

Yes, the guy is (was?) clearly very disturbed.

I believe it was in Armed Humanitarians: The Rise of the Nation Builders, by Nathan Hodge.

Conley.

Classic. That was also the Bucket of Truth episode, wasn't it?

Isn't it crazy that both men lived in a shack in the woods, where they tended their gardens and wrote about society, but one man was considered a weirdo and was sent to jail, while the other—wait, nevermind.

A while back, I found a Hardees "Rise and Shine Homemade Biscuit Mug" at a thrift store for 50 cents, and I regret not getting it.

A few years ago, the Heartland Institute launched a billboard campaign with that famous mugshot and the words "I STILL BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING. DO YOU?"