Yeah, the "pro-life" label is like the "All Lives Matter" movement. It has little to do with preserving life.
The Simpsons screen cap suckered me into clicking on an article I otherwise would have ignored. Congratulations on the perfectly cromulent clickbait.
One of the frustrating things about being a kid was how much you were kept in the dark about things. In terms of TV, this meant you often didn't know when a schedule was going to change, or a show was getting canceled. I remember several times I turned on the TV on a Saturday morning to find that the cartoon block had…
I was about to reply "For me it was Alex Mack!" but then I Googled Larisa Oleynik.
Mohd's got the dreamer's disease.
"I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."
Giant green fists don't make you strong. Friends do.
Well they both hate Mondays…
That link doesn't work.
Kate McKinnon should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
Like saying something awful, and following it up with "just saying!"
Me fail humor?
Yes, I thought this had been established: He's beyond parody. He is unspoofable.
My cat's name is Mittens.
If you like magic
I'll take a class
I'll pull a rabbit
Out of my ass!
I immediately thought of And You Thought Your Parents Were Weird in which the ghost of Alan Thicke possesses a robot made by his sons.
New name, Mohd?
Remove the stone of shame!
Christmas Vacation has been a family favorite of mine since it came out, and we've watched it every Christmas Eve for all these years. My parents divorced 15 years ago, but they still kept up the tradition separately, even after remarrying.