I feel ya, man.

The Kwik-E-Mart is real—D'oh!

Also the first thing I thought of.

I'm an elk… a Mason… a communist… I'm the president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason… Ah, here it is, The A.V. Club Commentators.

Watched Star Trek Beyond:

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"This bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!"

Finally! A chance to try out this "Block User" feature!

Eww. You've given me new and strange associations with the "tossed salad" line in that song.

Eh. These are different times, and we're all much older. I'm afraid trying to recreate that magic would just leave everyone disappointed. It'd be like bringing back scrambled porn.

Yes, yes, Mr. Cheese. Everything stinks.

Better yet: USA Up All Night.

Bring back TNT Monster Vision or GTFO.

Your comment reminds me of when Hugh Jackman was growing his hair out really long for Van Helsing, so his Wolverine do was extremely high in the second X-men movie…. and then every comic book after that for the next couple years.

Same here! I thought Well this is a movie in space, so of course there's going to be weird aliens. What is this guy freaking out ab—ooohhh! Gross.

You're tearing me apart, Mehdi Akbar!

They're saving him for the dark and gritty Inspector Gadget reboot.

Or Fischoeder.

I don't have a desk at work.

It's funny how so many protest songs are mistaken for blindly patriotic anthems.