Yeah, Gillian Jacobs, I guess. For what its worth, I prefer Alison Brie. I'm really only into women who could only BARELY be my mum…

Not as bad as a dude calling out someone on atractivness based on a profile picture of a cat-thing, and the comparing them to Hitler, is it though?

Sorry Senator, I hade no idea that there was no place for comical hyperbole on the internet.

@isjoe10

Not alot of love for Emma Stone. It's kind of jarring to watch a movie and notice that the leading lady has a Tom Waits voice…

@sarCCastro

@SarCCastro

Or Zooey Deschanel.

This would be great…
If I didn't dislike every actress who isn't Ellen Page right now.

*giggles like a schoolgirl over the fact that Noel Murry totally just commented on his post*

Reviews like these…
Make me wonder if anything will ever score above a B+ again…

!!!
RAINN WILSON? ELLEN PAGE? CRIMEFIGHTING? A.V. Club just bought my ticket!

It's based on a BOOK?!?!? GOD DAMMIT, PEOPLE! DOESN'T ANYONE SAY SPOILER ALERT ANYMORE???

Hey Noel,
Thank you for saying that Never Let Me Go is best faced with no prior knowlage or expectations, and then immediately launching into a synopsis of the film, thus giving me expectations. Really, way to go, man. You're like that one douchebag who told me Snape kills Dumbledore while I was halfway through the…

With Seth and Amy?

Ah…
The eternal struggle of "Well they're one of my favorites" vs "This is supposed to suck, according to everyone". I think I'm going to go ahead and buy this, because it says "The Thermals" on the cover, and I have nothing better to do with my money…

Shotgun'd?
One of my buddys was an extra in Hobo with a Shotgun. I have not seen anything from the movie, or even asked him about it yet, but I naturally assume that Rutger Hauer shoots the bejeezuz out of him…

If you must know, Darryl, that happens to be my pet name for my dear Aubrey…

Not only have you earned yourself CancerAids and dickpunches and such, but you now also have to listen to the remix untill you cry tears of blood!

In what way was that fun?