Sounds like a modest plan.

What is that, the Pedophile Pledge of Allegiance?

Aliens who target children? - Honduran nannies.

How I Trapped, Wore Down, and Demoralized Your Drunken Whore Mother

HIMYM is a phenomenon as bizarre and mystifying as when years ago that terrible show, Wings, was being shown in reruns about 18 hours a day on 6 or 7 different channels. Go figure…

Yeah, you tell 'im. He's a doo doo poo poo head.

You seem to have difficulty comprehending, much less recognizing, articulate responses. You are "painting" yourself as an insufferable theoretician and a tedious contrarian. It's exactly that sort of attitude which I was confronting with my intentionally hostile opening statement. You are challenging people to defend…

I could easily dismiss Sly's art as derivative - entirely contained and defined by its inferior emulation of other artists' idiosyncratic style - but that would probably mean little to you.

Literary and verbal geeks celebrate clever, witty, overly expressive dialog while babbling cretins marvel at the subtle poetry of a well crafted cinematic moment.

I assume you're referring to the Honduran nurse who dispenses your meds as all the women you know. I keed, I keed.

Yes, my comment does sound like I'm trashing SRV. I didn't mean to. I saw SRV three times and his tone and precision were so unbelievably impressive, and his voice was equally stunning. I have the album he did with Albert King, In Session, and it's phenomenal.

I must chime in with my 2 cents. Jimmy Page was a phenomenon. He, more than any other Brit, absorbed, digested and transformed the American Blues into something entirely unique and compelling and powerful. Page gets a lot of shit for ripping off compositions - he certainly stole from everybody - but his musicianship…

I was about to tear into you for your preposterous declarations but I realize that if this is an example of your conversational and reasoning skills then you most likely are a very lonely person and it would only be cruel and pointless for me to pile onto your already considerable misery. Good luck with your…

The London girlfriend, Linda Keith, was smoking hot back then and had such a gentle, soft, creamy voice, but on this show tonight she sounds rather tense and agitated and even angry. Fayne, on the other hand, is still so mellow and cool and relaxed.

You, Sir, are the proud recipient of my first and probably only ever down vote. Saying Hendrix was sloppy and repetitive is no less absurd, pointless and tedious a complaint than declaring that a hurricane or a tornado or a tsunami is sloppy and repetitive. You probably curse the rising sun in the morning because,…

He had a very flat, unremarkable vocal "instrument" but he certainly milked it for all its worth,. His innate, natural rhythm and soul overwhelmed whatever limitations he had vocally, and his jazzy, funky phrasing and inflection are irresistible.

Weren't you paying attention to her words? She says the "whole world" must forgive her for her performance because working with an animated prop is "really difficult, it's really difficult for me."

Yes. Also, YES!

Stupid Husband is a brave choice for a child's name, especially a girl.

In the North we call those girls Sisters and Cousins.