Shpongle.

If DeNiro had, in fact, gone on a deranged killing spree then Herzog might have had something positive to say of his performance.

LA and its denizens too often believe that Hollywood is a vital, worthwhile cultural instrument functioning as a sort of Secular Vatican from where issue forth authoritative proclamations on the condition and direction of our national psyche. However, Hollywood is much more so a dimwitted, weird whore selling corn…

Beck's pretty cool.

Well then, I suppose I could relocate my panel van near your school, just for tomorrow.

Some of us are well aware of Impressionism, Cubism, Minimalism, and even Dadaism, but none of us lowly bridge trolls are qualified to comment on James Franco's personal art movement - Narcissism.

If you judge it by heaviest internet traffic we're deep in the Porno Age.

Yes, that Franco boy does like to touché himself.

This James Franco guy douche… he is not my kind of douche.