Mumbai is on an island: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

And that's the story of April Fool's Day!

Nope, sorry, they're native! And protected as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act.

Actually, there are crocodiles in the Everglades and Florida Keys!

Kofola is pretty tasty. It also has an inexplicable ad campaign, featuring a weird-looking dog who mispronounces it as "Fofola":

"Look out, Worker! He's Polish!"

Les Boys with Cheese

If can be Ewok hings?

No "Let Me Die in my Footsteps"? No "We Will All Go Together When We Go"?

I bet you learned a lot about how to drive on the freeway, though.

If it's black, call Dr. Andretti 455-2123

This just occurred to me: it's a good thing Chris Kattan is exceedingly unlikely to be asked to host Saturday Night Live any time soon, or else we'd be subjected to an overlong and painfully unfunny "Better Call Suel" sketch.

I can't believe no one knew that William Henry Harrison "died in thirty days". Not having the lyrics to a song from a classic Simpsons episode memorized? You better believe that's a paddlin'.

Beverly Hills Ninja. After I saw that, I felt… nothing.

But celibate commenters are the best, right everyone?

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're sending blacks, they're sending Chineses, they're sending pregnants, and some, I assume, are good people."

A few more mooks would be nice…

A whole Wiki Wormhole on Doctor Who? Oh wow, I'd better think of a clever and insightful comment, fast!

They waive that if your upvote/comment ratio is greater than 10:1.

His best "serious" movie is Another Woman. That one just shits all over Interiors.