True story: before expurgation, the book used to show a full ashtray on one of the bedside tables.

Ah yes, I copied many a "report" straight out of the EB.

Gigolo is the most favorable interpretation. He straight up kidnaps a monkey/small child stand-in, lets him smoke a pipe the first night they're back in his apartment, and brainwashes him that it's all OK.

Yup. They don't give a shit (except literally).

For me it's Jake and the Neverland Pirates. Never mind that the main adult character is a laughable buffoon; why do gold coins appear in the air when they solve "pirate problems"? Is this a TV show or a video game? At least one of my main quibbles was satisfied when the bad pirates *finally* went after their "team…

It's too bad Mel Gibson was too fallen from grace to helm this—it would have been right up his alley.

I don't know what to make of her ever since she asked if she could sleep with danger.

What's happening with Harry Connick Jr? He looks like a waxwork.

I read the original books to my kids. Grant you they're little and haven't been granted power of remote/iPad, but when they get there they will be familiar with the originals. No problem with Dr. Seuss. Harder with Lord of the Rings which I really want to read to them but it's hella long and I fear for my chances…

Beautifully done. Better than Cats.

As a 30 Rock fan I see too many similarities to Kenneth, although both are appealing for sure.

Me too, it's one of my all-time favorite movies.

Totally agree. I think, at least at that time, she wasn't a terrible actress, but this was a case of terrible casting—she didn't fit at all.

Fun topic!

I just can't stop wondering which came first, Under the Dome or the Simpsons movie. Cultural confluence happens all the time (like the times when they made two volcano movies and two tornado movies and two Truman Capote movies) but this one's a head scratcher.

WHY would you not call this article "Science, Bitch!"

I assume that was a shout-out to Mitt Romney and his binders full of women. That was a good time.

RIP. Loved seeing her pop up again on 30 Rock.

This is obviously a good idea because women are so sensitive and intuitive that they would naturally be receptive to ghosts. I nominate Jennifer Love Hewitt and Patricia Arquette to be two of the 'busters.

There they go jumping on the honey badger bandwagon.