Agreed, and really the whole Two Faster Two Furioserer sequel-naming project outshines any predecessors I can think of.

Agreed, and really the whole Two Faster Two Furioserer sequel-naming project outshines any predecessors I can think of.

First, Steve Buscemi was in it!  Indie cred!

First, Steve Buscemi was in it!  Indie cred!

How could you not be cute with the name Amelie Gillette?   The name alone is adorable.

How could you not be cute with the name Amelie Gillette?   The name alone is adorable.

Somehow I expected him to be … spindlier?

Somehow I expected him to be … spindlier?

Except it really seems like they threw in so much extra crap that it doesn't feel that way anymore.

Except it really seems like they threw in so much extra crap that it doesn't feel that way anymore.

No women, huh?  I think it's a little easier on us because "aging" starts so damn early (at least if you're imprinted with the Disney heroine ideal, you feel practically over the hill at 18), whereas men get this grace period of 20 years or so then suddenly in midlife they realize it's not going to last forever.

No women, huh?  I think it's a little easier on us because "aging" starts so damn early (at least if you're imprinted with the Disney heroine ideal, you feel practically over the hill at 18), whereas men get this grace period of 20 years or so then suddenly in midlife they realize it's not going to last forever.

It was not a good film.

It was not a good film.

Two points, and apologies if they've already been made:

Two points, and apologies if they've already been made:

Didn't look like it to me, plus I'm pretty sure Baldwin never breaks, ever.  He is the consummate professional.

Didn't look like it to me, plus I'm pretty sure Baldwin never breaks, ever.  He is the consummate professional.

Plus the mini-Princess Leia costume she was going to give to Liddy but Jack told her to keep so she could give it to her own child.

Plus the mini-Princess Leia costume she was going to give to Liddy but Jack told her to keep so she could give it to her own child.