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Spirited Away and the Straight Story are two of my favorite movies ever, and it probably has something to do with the absence of violence or romantic love.  One does get tired of those themes.

Tolkein owed money to the Inland Revenue, not "England revenue."  You misheard him.

Tolkein owed money to the Inland Revenue, not "England revenue."  You misheard him.

It took me a while to warm up to Hader, but now I see him and think comic genius, every time.  It was the same with Will Ferrell.  I hope Hader gets to be a big movie star and cash in too—he deserves it (but his shtick is weirder so he probably won't, unfortunately).

It took me a while to warm up to Hader, but now I see him and think comic genius, every time.  It was the same with Will Ferrell.  I hope Hader gets to be a big movie star and cash in too—he deserves it (but his shtick is weirder so he probably won't, unfortunately).

Listen to your fiance Billy Zane!

Listen to your fiance Billy Zane!

Good point.  A lot of cannibalism in pre-radio days lifeboats, too.

Good point.  A lot of cannibalism in pre-radio days lifeboats, too.

This reminds me of the emergency card on airplanes that shows post-airplane-water crash passengers bobbing in the water, holding onto their seat-cushion flotation devices and gazing calmly into the middle distance.

This reminds me of the emergency card on airplanes that shows post-airplane-water crash passengers bobbing in the water, holding onto their seat-cushion flotation devices and gazing calmly into the middle distance.

A triumphant new ending to a romantic classic: Titanic lovebirds Rose and Jack survive *together*, huddled on a raft of life-jacket-clad corpses! 

A triumphant new ending to a romantic classic: Titanic lovebirds Rose and Jack survive *together*, huddled on a raft of life-jacket-clad corpses! 

Everyone keeps saying that.  Who is Nick Offerman?

Everyone keeps saying that.  Who is Nick Offerman?

Nailed it.

Nailed it.

What is this, the Onion?  Oh, right.

What is this, the Onion?  Oh, right.

Do it!  What's a little more mortification for middle school students.