"I like the one that says 'some pulp.'" https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"are there nerds here tonight nerrrrrdddddsss"

"After rescuing a damsel-in-distress from the Hyde Street cable-car
tracks in Nob Hill, then capturing the Puzzler in the act of robbing a
downtown vault, Batkid will enjoy lunch at the Burger Bar, near Union
Square. After lunch, he will get a special message from the Police Chief
and go to the window where he will…

Combine this and whatever Ferguson did for his cold open and that's a pretty fucked up 10 minutes of CBS broadcasting.

Quick, someone stop the presses at Pissdrinkers magazine