Agree on the hilarious subway gag. It's true that when you get of the subway deep into Queens or Brooklyn (even the Bronx sometimes) you look around and wonder, "Where the hell am I? Is this America?"

Unlike all those high-minded superhero comics out there, right.

Query: when were festivals ever all that fun? There were always too many stages, too many people, not enough good bands, too many good bands playing at the same time, etc.

Both involve me putting on a mask.

For a piece of viral marketing
This was ok. On the other hand, I could have spent those five minutes masturbating furiously, which would have been more productive.

I don't see the big deal with walking in on other people having sex. Then again, I pay my roommate to walk in on me while I'm masturbating.

I've never yelled "Party!" but I have yelled "Everybody out!" before, when these neighbors threatened to call the cops on us. In the movies, this always stops the party and silences the music (usually with a record scratching sound indicating things just got lame). This failed to happen in my case.

…or he could have just had her killed when they did the spinal tap.

I thought Olivia was psychic before the episode, so I'll believe she's psychic now. Remember, she communicated with John Scott while he was in her head, something that even Walter thought was imp0ssible. That makes the argument for her mind being special somehow. Of course, Peter could be psychic too. I foresee some…

Looks like someone just got his humorous essay, "Open Letter to Richard Nixon in 1968" rejected again.

I would bet my life savings that the Lips cover is not ironic. This isn't some skinny-tied hipster here, this is Wayne Fucking Coyne. The man worked at a Long John Silver's, the same one, for 11 years. He has no irony in him.

Yeah!

Synergy!
So, interviewing the star of this show that keeps flashing in ad form at the top of my screen?

Unfortunate triple-post.

Unfortunate triple-post.

Unfortunate triple-post.

Not as disturbing as the fluid my anus has recently started emitting. Does anyone know the number of a good doctor?

Not as disturbing as the fluid my anus has recently started emitting. Does anyone know the number of a good doctor?

Not as disturbing as the fluid my anus has recently started emitting. Does anyone know the number of a good doctor?

No one has noticed that Twofer didn't believe the point he was making?! He was taking advantage of Tracy's ignorance to prank him. That's the whole joke.