Left coasters don't know what to do with food - give them a bagel and they'll do some asian-fusion crap with it with pan seared scallops and kimchi. Which actually sounds pretty good…

Able II was I, ere I Saw II Elba.

Slow, bloated, and unaccountably popular.

For Perfect Tommy,

I can't see Dafoe without thinking of Bobby Peru. And then wanting to shower.

Thanks Snowtire, where would we be without you? I mean, we might all get so wrapped up in thinking about the points people were making that we might not even notice that they had said it in a douchey way. Your providing a great public service, keep up the good work.

Wait a minute - since when has using big words (or choosing your words with care) been more douchey than whining about other people's choice of words? Was this something changed recently? Why wasn't I told?

I assume that fake breasts are only appealing to people with no experience with real breasts.

What was it that precipitated this thread?

I feel a sort of creeping dread at this news, and not the good kind of creeping dread.

How good looking is the gorilla?

I tried to come up with something to add to this but I'm stumped.

I never found any of King's novels very compelling (or even particularly scary) whereas Kubrick's The Shining is one of the best films ever made. On the flip side, I think Kubrick's version of A Clockwork Orange is too cartoony to be better than the novel. Its an excellent movie (and one of my favourites), but the…

"You can have another drink, Natalie, but don't go overboard."

Tom is simply popular enough to have earned his own troll - it puts him in the rarefied realm of ZMF and few others. He's worked hard to earn that troll, and I respect him for that.

The name's Lonnegan - Doyle Lonnegan!

Are you related to Horsefellow?

DPA for the win, though it could have used some stock footage of T.C.'s helicopter flying over the ocean to pad it out.

No love for the Brady Bunch tiki curse episode? From what I recall Cindy was sacrificed to Pele, unless that was just wishfull thinking.

They're Norwegians, Mac.