What are you talking about? Johnny Cash's version is best. Johnny's version of *anything* is best.

*Love* groundnut stew, spicy enough to make your eyes sweat. Haven't had it in years.

ZMF is post-op? I didn't realize.

I thought it was Tropicana - that's fluoridated, isn't it?

or a firecrotch eater.

My sister had severe peanut allergies to the point of anaphalaxis, but this was back in the days before the world was nerfed. It was her responsibility to be careful and our responsibility as her family to keep an eye out for things, but the rest of the world didn't give a flying fuck.

I was just being pedantic - you're "eye pus" diagnosis has a better ring to it than cataracts. I think it could even replace "canceraids".

I think its just another method that The Man is using to keep hot women down.

Or a fire eater.

You know what I think Frito? I think we should start a magazine - we could fill it with pictures of hot women. Think how empowering it would be, especially if they were naked - it would be saying to the world "hey, I'm very attractive and do you know what? I'm confident enough to show off my nubile flesh, I don't…

Or any child going to school or involved in extracurricular activities with other children. Peanut allergy hysteria drives me nuts.

The experience of being unable to leave the bathroom after a good Indonesian dinner is something I call "Satay Night Fever".

Too bad there aren't more opportunities for young, thin, attractive women.

It was a typo - she meant "draught"

Couldn't the yellow lenses be incipient cataracts? Though if you ask me, the "shimmering" makes it sound neurological, like a migraine aura.

My favourite SubGenius teaching was that violent mood swings sweep the accumulated garbage out of your mind and leave you cleansed and pure.

Frasier, of course, but Northern Exposer would be a stretch.

Radio
Guess we can't have an inventory about tv shows about radio. You'd have WKRP and News Radio. Any others?

If you show Ran at the same showing as The Golden Child then I might just have to come beat the shit out of you.

Hey guys, marijuana *is* immense sadness, in convenient leaf format.