Three Martas.

Samurai Jack

Samurai Jack

Man: Can I feed the birds with you?

Man: Can I feed the birds with you?

For a long time I thought "Dream On" was a Led Zeppelin song.  I was used to 90s era Steven Tyler voice, not early 70s Steven Tyler voice.

For a long time I thought "Dream On" was a Led Zeppelin song.  I was used to 90s era Steven Tyler voice, not early 70s Steven Tyler voice.

I never quite understood why Beethoven got into trouble.  Did the snooty store clerk guy think he was taking up too much time?  What better advertisement can a piano store have than freaking Beethoven playing there?

I never quite understood why Beethoven got into trouble.  Did the snooty store clerk guy think he was taking up too much time?  What better advertisement can a piano store have than freaking Beethoven playing there?

This mall has got everything!

This mall has got everything!

"Mudbutt" may be my favorite phrase from the entirety of Chappelle's Show.

"Mudbutt" may be my favorite phrase from the entirety of Chappelle's Show.

"There was one disgruntled ex-magician who was seen doing some sort of chicken-type dance at fevered pitch."

"There was one disgruntled ex-magician who was seen doing some sort of chicken-type dance at fevered pitch."

"Beatathon" just made me laugh out loud in my office.

"Beatathon" just made me laugh out loud in my office.

BEADS?!

BEADS?!

This deserves a millions likes, well played dear mratfink.