This deserves a millions likes, well played dear mratfink.

Just gonna use up all your anytime minutes?

Just gonna use up all your anytime minutes?

And synchronized BMX crashing is excellent also:

And synchronized BMX crashing is excellent also:

SB Nation is killing with these GIFs.  Hungarian wrestler excited to win a chance to wrestle for the gold medal body slams his coach in celebration:

SB Nation is killing with these GIFs.  Hungarian wrestler excited to win a chance to wrestle for the gold medal body slams his coach in celebration:

You traded the human race's souls for a MOVIE?!

You traded the human race's souls for a MOVIE?!

Man, fuck you son!

Man, fuck you son!

Topical!

Topical!

Is it OK if I still go for that hypothetical scenario?

Is it OK if I still go for that hypothetical scenario?

Oh man, German diver guy may be my favorite part of these Olympics:

Oh man, German diver guy may be my favorite part of these Olympics:

Oh yeah, and Destinee Hooker from the volleyball team too.

Oh yeah, and Destinee Hooker from the volleyball team too.

I would love to see a diver who has already secured a medal just drop a can opener into the pool one day.