Embryonic Rockabilly Polka Dotted Fighter Pilots!

The thought of Joel and Mike just slowly going crazy in the SOL and doing all the 'bots lines themselves is pretty depressing.

Except it was set in the same storyline as the live action films.

And plotest.

Too derivative.  Too cliche.  I like it!  Step up!

Michael Bay says "Chevy Nova" to his underlings and actually means it.

Count me in.

I unabashedly love John Witherspoon.  I wish he and Jeff Bridges were my eccentric uncles.

Why not?  If the shit fits, wear it.  Scoot over, God damn it!

I never quite understood how Jodie ended up as hot as she did.  I thought meth was supposed to fuck your life up.  Breaking Bad lied to me!

Will someone please get this poor retch a muffin?

Where does Candace Cameron stand on these issues?

That Bounty Hunter picture is badass.  Carry on.

I'm the other way around, thought Ender's Game was amazing, got more and more bored with the rest of that series.  Once he started making copies of his siblings with his mind, I was done.

This is what I find distressing.  The whole Speaker for the Dead pseudo-religion that Card comes up with in Ender's Game is very appealing to me. I'm not very familiar with Mormonism, is that how their funeral rites are?

I'd just like to say that Myra was way hotter than Laura.  What the hell was Urkel thinking?

But will it get them off their tractors?

Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement has a certain ring to it.

Let's see what's in the news today.  Canada stalls trade pact.

I never understood why they decided to make the costumes look progressively worse from 1 to 3.  Those liver spots are stupid looking!  Just use the old ones!