9.95 was another personal favorite.

I read that as "remember when we talked about eating butter?".  I'm not sure what that means.

I feel like Boxed would be a mentally challenged cousin.

You got a question?  You ask the 8-ball.

Listen here @avclub-152d284f09f019baf5bd08e6f41dd2d4:disqus, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.  Also, four touchdowns in one quarter entitles a player to all the showboating they want, and also endless belly rubs.

How the hell did Aberdeen not win MVP?  COLLUSION!!!

Never before have I given consideration to a Fiat.  After their commercial, I was on board.

This isn't really profound in the deep theological sense that some of the comics mentioned utilize, but a single line from the Simpsons changed my perspectives after I got out of college.

BELLY TWISTER!

Bummer, though truthfully the movie doesn't really pick up until Tyler Labine of all people shows up in the second half.

I can't be the only person here that knows about and unironically loves Evil Alien Conquerors, can I?

Seriously.  Albany?  TAMPA?

The laser upgrade in the Contra section is replaced with a gun that shoots lemmings.

I'm grateful for it introducing me to Sean Lock.

The full Robert Wagner reading is required, "I'd knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard."

How the hell can anyone despise Andre Dawson?

I'm pretty sure it's H.E. Pennypacker, not A.G., and he needs an entire article devoted solely to him.  All the memorable quotes could have been his.

CHAMP TO WHALE ON LOCAL MAN

You ain't thinkin' of gettin' rid of the dank are ya?

More like Gapes of Wrath, amirite?